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Fifty shop items: safe commons, greedy trade-offs, status sources and build-arounds.

Spicy Jalapeño Spurs

Spicy Jalapeño Spurs

Red-hot spurs that make Johnny quicker and his blades meaner.

Giant Fertilizer Bag

Giant Fertilizer Bag

A bulging sack that bloats every explosion and aura.

Hot Sauce Flask

Hot Sauce Flask

Bottled fire that makes burns and poisons sting longer.

Rusty Pitchfork

Rusty Pitchfork

A farmhand classic — heavier hits at arm’s length.

Gun Oil

Gun Oil

Keeps the irons slick and the lead flowing — at the blade’s expense.

Lucky Horseshoe

Lucky Horseshoe

More crits land, but iron is heavy in the pocket.

Sharpening Stone

Sharpening Stone

Hones every edge for harder crits at a slower cadence.

GMO Seeds

GMO Seeds

Unnatural seeds add a projectile — quantity over quality.

Espresso Bean

Espresso Bean

A jittery jolt of speed and fire rate — with shaky reloads.

Tractor Weight

Tractor Weight

Heavy iron that turns every swing into a wide, brutal arc.

Thick Husk

Thick Husk

An extra layer of husk for a sturdier, slower cob.

Ice Cubes

Ice Cubes

Chills enemies longer and harder, dulling your burns.

Molasses Jug

Molasses Jug

Sticky-sweet slows that last — if you can carry the weight.

Cornbread Ration

Cornbread Ration

A hearty meal: more health and steady regen, slightly softer hits.

Tin Can Vest

Tin Can Vest

Scrap-metal armor that helps you dodge but slows the trigger.

Greased Cylinder

Greased Cylinder

Slick reloads at the cost of sluggish bullets.

Eagle Eye Monocle

Eagle Eye Monocle

See farther, shoot faster — but tunnel vision slows the trigger.

Bellows

Bellows

Pumps your DoTs to tick faster, but they fizzle sooner.

Long Barrel Attachment

Long Barrel Attachment

A longer barrel for faster, harder shots — useless up close.

Pesticide Cocktail

Pesticide Cocktail

Toxic edge that boosts all damage while slowly poisoning you.

Cinder Kernels

Cinder Kernels

Smoldering kernels that set everything your weapons touch ablaze.

Rattler Venom Vial

Rattler Venom Vial

Milked from a very uncooperative rattler — every hit poisons.

Tar-Dipped Rounds

Tar-Dipped Rounds

Tarred ammunition that gums up everything it hits.

Frost Nettle Oil

Frost Nettle Oil

Icy nettle oil that freezes enemies solid on hit.

Corn Silk Bandana

Corn Silk Bandana

A soft silk bandana with no strings attached.

Polished Spurs

Polished Spurs

Simple, shiny, faster. No catch.

Whetstone

Whetstone

Keeps every edge keen. No catch.

Gun Grease

Gun Grease

A dented tin of the good stuff. No catch.

Lucky Bullet

Lucky Bullet

One golden round with a clover on the casing. No catch.

Water Canteen

Water Canteen

Stay watered, heal steady. No catch.

Hair Trigger

Hair Trigger

A feather-light trigger — fast, twitchy, and none too accurate.

Bayonet Mount

Bayonet Mount

A blade on the barrel adds reach and menace, but fouls reloads.

Corn Mash Moonshine

Corn Mash Moonshine

Liquid courage: everything hits harder, walking gets creative.

Bandolier

Bandolier

Shells within easy reach — a heavy belt worn proudly.

Hollow-Point Kernels

Hollow-Point Kernels

Cross-cut kernels that hit vicious and fly loose.

Duelist's Code

Duelist's Code

Take your time. Aim for the heart. Fire once.

Scattergun Choke

Scattergun Choke

A threaded choke that squeezes every shot into a tight lane.

Cast-Iron Skillet

Cast-Iron Skillet

Stops bullets and fries eggs. Heavy either way.

Scarecrow's Charm

Scarecrow's Charm

A little straw double that takes the hit meant for you.

Mule Harness

Mule Harness

Built to haul: tougher and steadier, slower on the draw.

Cactus Liniment

Cactus Liniment

Prickly salve that knits wounds while you hobble.

Rooster Alarm Clock

Rooster Alarm Clock

Wakes you up sharp — and keeps you from ever resting again.

Leather Duster

Leather Duster

A long coat that shrugs off harm but drags at the trigger arm.

Dowsing Rod

Dowsing Rod

Points at trouble from farther away — both hands occupied.

Prospector's Tin Pan

Prospector's Tin Pan

Pans a little extra gold out of every kill.

Farmer's Almanac

Farmer's Almanac

Know your seasons, learn faster — heavy reading on the move.

Snake Oil Pitch

Snake Oil Pitch

A silver tongue gets you finer wares at a worse rate.

Golden Windmill Charm

Golden Windmill Charm

A spinning trinket that draws fortune and drops your guard.

Thresher Blades

Thresher Blades

A fan of harvest steel for wide, sweeping melee builds.

Scope Array

Scope Array

Three scopes on one rail — more lead downrange, useless up close.